SAFETY & COMPLIANCE NOTICE

This division handles cryogenic tanks, hazardous biological materials, molecularly sensitive shipments, and other items that should not be approached with curiosity, improvisation, or the phrase “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

If you are unsure whether something is safe, allowed, or stable, assume the answer is no and step away immediately.

Failure to follow procedures may result in:

Material damage

Biological contamination

Cryogenic injury

Mandatory retraining

Additional paperwork

A meeting with Safety & Compliance

And, in extreme cases, reassignment 

You have been warned.