Company Time Line

2009 — The Incident

Bendidique’s late night wildlife collision sparks the idea for enhanced nocturnal visibility.

2010 — Sub Zero Cryo Cargo Founded

Originally focused on cryogenic specimen transport and cold‑chain logistics.

2012 — First Cryogenic Facility Opens

Equipped for intake, outtake, extraction, insertion, and “miscellaneous.”

2014 — Luminescent Initiative Begins

Early trials on raccoons, possums, and one extremely patient goat.

2016 — First Successful Glow‑Badger

Local authorities request “fewer glowing animals in residential zones.”

2018 — Expansion to 17 Luminescent Species

Including Shine‑Moose, which becomes both a scientific milestone and a traffic hazard.

2020 — Neuroadaptive Trait Infusions (NTIs) Launched

Initial offerings include Wife‑Vision™, Husband‑Translator™, and Teen‑Sense™.

2022 — Remote Override™ Developed

Allows clients to change a stranger’s TV channel from anywhere. Ethics committee dissolves shortly afterward.

2024 — Doctor Doo‑Little Deluxe™ Approved

Animals begin filing complaints.

2025 — NDA‑Required Radioactive Extraction Sites Established

Clients transported via masked vehicles to undisclosed locations.

2026 — Present Day

Sub Zero Cryo Cargo continues to innovate, confuse, and occasionally alarm regulatory agencies.